The American Economy By Rokytnji
(2009-09-26 at 20:14:17 )

Rokytnji From Texas Has Posted These Comments About Our Economy!

The Economy Is SO bad...........

The economy is so bad
-That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail..

The economy is so bad
-If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds ",
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.


The economy is so bad
-Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.


The economy is so bad
-Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies
and learned the names of their children.

The economy is so bad
-Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad
-Motel Six wil not leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad
The Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen

And Rokytnji Continues With I Am So Broke..

I am so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

I am so broke that I just went into McDonalds and put a small fries
on layaway.

If pickles were 10 cents a truckload I could not buy a wart off of
a cucumber!

We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.

Someone saw me kicking a can down the street, and when they asked
what I was doing I said, I am moving!

A guy walked into our house, stepped on a cigarette and my Wife
yelled, Who turned off the heat?

I am so broke that when someone saw me walking down the street with
one shoe, they said, Hey, you lost a shoe. I said, No, I found one.

If I stopped on a dime, I would probably owe it to someone.
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