Nine Reasons Why You Should Support Joe Biden For President By Caitlin Johnstone!!!
(2019-04-27 at 11:58:18 )

Nine Reasons Why You Should Support Joe Biden For President by Caitlin Johnstone

Former Vice President Joe Biden has released a video statement telling the United States of American people that the accusations he is now facing of touching women in inappropriate ways without their consent is the product of changing "social norms", assuring everyone that he will indeed be adjusting to those changes.

And thank goodness. For a minute there, I was worried Mr. Biden might cave under the pressure of a looming scandal and decline to run for president on the grounds that it could cripple his campaign and leave the United States of America facing another four years of Donald Trump.

Here are nine good reasons why I hope Joe Biden runs for president, and why you should support him too:

1. It is his turn.
It is Mr. Bidens turn to be president. He has spent years playing second fiddle while other leading Democrats hogged all the limelight, and that is not fair. He has been waiting very patiently. Come on.

2. Most Qualified Candidate Ever.
If Joe Biden secures the Democratic Party nomination for president, he would be the Most Qualified Candidate Ever to run for office. His service as a United States Senator and a Vice President has given him unparalleled experience priming him for the most powerful elected office in the world. Everything Biden has done throughout his entire career proves that he would make a great Commander-in-Chief.

3. He is closely associated with a popular Democratic president.
You think Biden, you think Obama. You think Obama, you think greatness. You can not spend that much time with a great Democratic president without absorbing his greatness yourself. It is called osmosis.

4. You liked Obama, did you not??
Biden was part of the Obama administration. Remember the Obama administration?? It was magical, right?? If you want more of that, vote Biden.

5. But Trump!
Do you want Trump to win the next election? You know he will shatter all our norms and literally end the world if he does, right? You should be terrified of the possibility of Trump winning in 2020, and if you are, you should want him running against Joe Biden. What is the alternative? Nominating some crazy unelectable socialist like Bernie Sanders? Might as well just hand Trump the victory now, then. Anyone who wants to beat Trump must fall in line behind the Most Qualified Candidate Ever.

6. Iraq was not so bad.
Okay, maybe some of his past foreign policy positions look bad in hindsight, but come on. Pushing for the Iraq war was what everyone was doing back in those days. It was all the rage. We all made it through, right? I mean, most of us?

7. This is happening whether you like it or not.
We are doing this. We are going to push Joe Biden through whether you like it or not, and we can do it the easy way or the hard way. Just relax, take deep breaths, and think about a nice place far away from here. Do not struggle. This will be over before you know it. We will use plenty of lube.

8. Just vote for him.
Just vote for him, you insolent little shits. Who the f-ck do you think you are, anyway? You think you are entitled to a bunch of ponies and unicorns like healthcare and drinkable water? You only think that because you are a bunch of racist, sexist homophobes. You will vote for who we tell you to or we will spend the next four years calling you all Russian agents and screaming about Susan Sarandon.

9. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Honestly, what could possibly go wrong? It is not like the Most Qualified Candidate Ever could manage to lose an election to some oafish reality TV star.

Hell, Mr. Biden could beat Mr. Trump in his sleep. He could even skip campaigning in Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania and still win by a landslide, because those states are in the bag.

There is no way he could fail, barring some unprecedented and completely unforeseeable freak occurrences from way out of left field that nobody could possibly have anticipated.

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Reprinted here with the gracious permission of Ms Caitlin Johnstone!!