It Takes a Woman to rule the world!!!!
(2008-09-07 at 07:55:47 )

GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND
TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

So read the bottom line in an email I just received from a relative.

Three men on a hike

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging,
violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed:

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '

Poof! ..God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across
in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me strength
and the tools to cross the river. '

Poof!..God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able
to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God, please
give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river. '

Poof!..He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred
yards up the stream and walked across the bridge.

I am an old man now and I know better to get into a discussion with anyone who
is deaf and can not hear a word I say or the logic behind my words. I am not
going to ask who drew the map and who built the bridge or how a large raging,
violent river suddenly became a stream because I would then be taking the bait
and involving myself in a useless, unwise, and eventually futile/hostile inane
discussion.

We humans are quite dysfunctional at family building and society building. We
are the supreme dysfunctional species upon the planet Earth. Someday, maybe
quite soon, we will carry that dysfunction to its Outer Limit and destroy this
entire planet just to prove how totally, and irrationally, sick we can be!!

I am an old man now and my perceptions are quite different from my years of
ego and hormone induced thinking. I can now see the pitfalls and weaknesses
that every male born in my era had to deal with. Politicians that would order
you into their wars and find newer and ingenious ways to steal your money and
to steal your property.

Dingbats, existing in fantasy worlds, twisting human nature like pretzels into
things that will never endure. Thus beliefs like those expressed in the email
" It takes a Woman to rule the world " become quite entrenched.

The " belief " that there is never, ever, anything wrong with a woman that was
not caused by some vile man gets constant discussion!!

I, for one, am not a believer of that kind of Simple Foolishness!!!!

American women have evolved into creatures that are unable to " be with a man "
they mentally castrate their men and then abandon them. A wise man avoids such
women because they are worse than any kind of poison.

A young man is easily deceived by females. A young man is easily deceived by
" the government " That is a just a clear fact of life.

American law and society just chooses to ignore that stark reality and the
chaos it causes just grows and grows and grows.