And More Humor From Rokytnji
(2013-05-15 at 12:38:17 )

And More Humor From Rokytnji

A good day is when crap hits the fan and I have the time to duck it.

An atheist was running willy nilly through the woods with a brown
bear chasing him and gaining on him quickly.

He whimpers panting heavily
"Oh my God"

Time Stops. The heavens open. A booming voice replies.
"You who have never endorsed me or believed in me now call my name.
This happens a lot in times of stress and I am quite used to it.

What can I do for you?

Do you wish to become a believer and in so doing;
Have a direct ticket to Heaven?"

"No"! Replies the atheist. "I do not wish to die.

How about you making the bear believe in you and in so doing
he will have compassion and stop from killing me!"

"Okey Dokey". Sayeth The Lord to the Atheist.
Time gets turned back on.

The bear is like 2 steps behind the atheist when he stops.
He puts his 2 front paws together in prayer.

In Bear talk he says,
"Thank You Dear Lord for the gifts I am about to receive".