A Love Song by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
(2020-05-12 at 10:54:47 )

A Love Song by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!

Yeah I am a hopeless romantic, a real sappy guy,
got my heart on my sleeve and a tear in my eye
Gonna sing you a song about how ya make me feel
cuz if you aint being honest you aint keeping it real

Ooh girl, you look so fine
you make me wanna sniff your hair from behind
Gonna lay it all out girl, aint no use hiding
You make me wanna sniff ya like I am Joe Biden

Yeah I am singing out loud cuz baby I can not sleep
and you make me wanna grab ya like a handsy veep
I need ya like the rivers need the drops of rain
I need ya like Biden needs a brand new brain
Lemme whisper sweet nothings in your sexy ear
Things you never asked for and you do not wanna hear
If love is a horse then giddy-up I am riding
Gonna perv on ya hardcore like I am Joe Biden

Ooh baby girl, you gone and blown my mind
like a candidate with cognitive decline
Now I can not even think and I can barely talk
and I can not drive a car, and I can not draw a clock

Girl there is nothing in the world I would not do for you,
Invade Iraq or write the Patriot Act for you
Go on a live debate and take a dump for you,
ensure the re-election of Trump for you

Yeah I am singing out loud cuz baby I can not sleep
and you make me wanna grab ya like a handsy veep
I need ya like the rivers need the drops of rain
I need ya like Biden needs a brand new brain
Lemme whisper sweet nothings in your sexy ear
Things you never asked for and you do not wanna hear
If love is a horse then giddy-up I am ridin’
Gonna perv on ya hardcore like I am Joe Biden
Gonna perv on ya hardcore like I am Joe Biden

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