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SCOTTIE'S SIDEWALK
(2008-07-08 at 18:18:05 )
Let me tell you about " Scottie's Sidewalk ". If you do not work for Scottie, or
if you are not giving money to Scottie: THEN YOU MUST GO AROUND "
SCOTTIE'S SIDEWALK "!!
Do you get the picture, you lowly pedestrian?
On the right are pictures of " Scottie's Sidewalk ". You can not see the
sidewalk because " Scottie " keeps the sidewalk covered up so you will not
get any notions to put any of your lowly feet on " Scottie's " precious sidewalk.
The first picture is of a woman who already knows that she and her baby are
not welcome on " Scottie's Sidewalk ". This woman has correctly surmised
that going out into the speeding traffic of Richmond Avenue is more
dangerous for her and her child than dodging the cars coming out of
Scottie's car wash.
The second picture shows a man walking in Richmond Avenue because
he sure is not going to set his lowly feet on " Scottie's Sidewalk "
without paying Scottie his fee.
Just because you are a law-abiding citizen of the United States of America
that does not, now nor ever will, entitle you to put your lowly feet upon
" Scottie's Sidewalk "
I stood in Richmond Avenue to take the third picture of Scottie's Sidewalk as
the cars approaching me were doing 35 to 40 miles per hour toward Victory
Blvd. No one ever gets speeding tickets around here. Once in a while the
New York City Police Department, upon leaving a neighborhood store, will
write a citation for someone driving through the red light. That is a
very rare occurrence.
The fourth picture shows Scottie's employees lolling around because there
aren't any cars leaving the car wash.
YOU AREN'T GOING TO WALK ON " SCOTTIE'S SIDEWALK " EVEN WHEN
THERE ISN'T ANY BUSINESS; BECAUSE SCOTTIE KEEPS HIS
VEHICLES PARKED ON HIS SIDEWALK TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU,
OR I, " DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT "!!!
No sidewalk for you, you pedestrian!!