How To Defeat President Putin by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
(2022-10-02 at 19:57:43 )

How To Defeat President Putin by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!

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I know how to stop Vladimir Putin once and for all. I here offer my strategic wizardry to the western empire free of charge.

Before I reveal my unstoppable plan, we must first understand that the Associated Press has just informed us that it is a "baseless conspiracy theory" that the United States is responsible for sabotaging the Nord Stream pipelines which were set up to carry Russian gas to Germany, and that this baseless conspiracy theory is being promoted solely by Russia and far-right groups.

"The Kremlin and Russian state media are aggressively pushing a baseless conspiracy theory blaming the United States for damage to natural gas pipelines in the Baltic Sea in what analysts said Friday is another effort to split the United States and its European allies," AP tells us. "The Russian position is also reverberating on social media forums popular with American conservatives and far-right groups."

"The suggestion that the United States caused the damage was circulating on online forums popular with American conservatives and followers of QAnon, a conspiracy theory movement which asserts that Donald Trump is fighting a battle against a Satanic child-trafficking sect that controls world events," AP reports.

The Kremlin and Russian state media are aggressively pushing a baseless conspiracy theory blaming the United States for damage to natural gas pipelines in the Baltic Sea in what analysts said is another effort to split the U.S. and its European allies.-The Associated Press (AP) September 30, 2022

This information may come as a surprise to the many people who are unaware that promoting this claim means they are necessarily either Russian or far-right QAnon Satanic pedophile conspiracy theorists, like for example Polands former foreign minister and current sitting member of European Parliament Radek Sikorski, who openly thanked the United States for exploding the pipelines.

The news that this conspiracy theory is "baseless" may also come as a surprise to those who have noted that both President Biden and his Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Victoria Nuland explicitly said that Nord Stream 2 would be brought to an end if Russia invades Ukraine, that the United States sanctioned those who built Nord Stream 2, that DC insiders are on record saying they want Europeans to be more dependent on North American energy than on pipelines from Russia, that Germans had just been angrily demanding an end to United States-led sanctions on Russia and a reopening of Nord Stream gas, that United States naval forces were recently conducting unmanned underwater vehicle drills right where the pipelines were attacked, that unmanned underwater vehicles have been found carrying explosive charges near Russian pipelines in the past, that Poland literally just inaugurated a gas pipeline that will transport gas from Norway through Denmark and the Baltic Sea, that United States military helicopters were recorded traveling between the two blast points and along the Nord Stream 2 pipeline shortly before the explosions, that the United States empire has an explicitly stated policy of ensuring that no powers develop that could challenge its global hegemony including in Europe, and that the CIA has a known history of blowing up Russian gas pipelines.

But it is in the news, so it is definitely true. They are not allowed to lie. The United States is not guilty.

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Whodunnit? - Facts Related to The Sabotage Attack On The Nord Stream Pipelines-Moon of Alabama (MoonofA) September 28, 2022

So if it is a crazy Russian-Satan-pedophile-QAnon crackpot conspiracy theory to believe the United States government or its imperial proxies may have had something to do with the sabotage of Russian pipelines, who did it?

Well, this is going to blow your mind because of how wildly counter-intuitive it is, but here is the answer: Russia.

This is according to such ever-impartial and totally trustworthy experts as former Central Intelligence Agency director John Brennan, who says that "Russia certainly is the most likely suspect," and NATO think tanker Alexander Vershbow, who says President Putin blew up his own pipelines instead of simply closing a valve because he wanted to show the world that he is a "madman".

"The sabotage of the Nord Stream pipelines further reinforces the image of President Putin as madman, which might persuade some allies to push for a ceasefire and negotiations that would inevitably mean Ukraine giving up significant amounts of territory," Vershbow told The Atlantics Susan B Glaser.

Ex-CIA director says Russia is "most likely suspect" for apparent Nord Stream sabotage-Military and Defense Insider (MilDefInsider) September 29, 2022

So there you have it. Russia, not the United States empire, is responsible for destroying billions of dollars of its own economic and energy infrastructure and releasing hundreds of millions of dollars of its own gas and ending its crucial point of leverage over Europe in direct facilitation of United States geostrategic interests and in direct subversion of its own, because President Putin is a crazy lunatic. If it was not true, they could not report it in the news.

So are you ready for my brilliant strategy on how to defeat President Putin??

Here it is: simply stand back and wait for him to explode the rest of Russia.

This is after all the same madman who the New York Times informs us has been ordering his troops to shell a nuclear power plant they already control.

If President Putin is a gibbering, irrational lunatic who enjoys blowing up his own stuff for no reason other than to act crazy, surely if we just stand back and leave him to his own devices he will soon turn the Russian Federation into a steaming pile of rubble.

According to NYTs SangerNYT and jimtankersley, the shelling of Ukraines Zaporizhzhia nuclear power plant has been carried out "apparently by Russian forces." Which would mean that Russia is shelling a nuclear plant that it is also occupying.-Aaron Maté (aaronjmate) September 26, 2022

Honestly I can not believe it has taken me, a humble blogger, to figure this out on behalf of the United States empire. You would think with all the brilliant minds in the United States government and the mainstream news media they would have figured this one out by themselves, but apparently they need a little help sometimes. Any DC think tanks are welcome to call me for any lucrative employment offers they care to extend.

You are welcome in advance. Here is looking forward to President Putins self-inflicted downfall.

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