Humor From Rokytnji
(2009-02-26 at 20:18:08 )

I am a complete computer illiterate. I am much too old to learn the ins
and outs of computers. I am not, however, without common sense. Just like
a lot of other people I spent a small fortune trying to plug up the many
" security holes and backdoors " within my computers pre-installed XP
operating system from microsoft. I was not going to buy a Macintosh
computer so I was forced to purchase a Suse 10 Linux operating system for
my computer. Yes, I know, Linux is for people that know the ins and outs
of computers. Linux is also safe to use on the Internet.

At any rate I am a member of both Linuxforums and Linuxquestions where I
can ask my computer illiterate questions and get help from some very able
and gracious people. Linuxforum member, Rokytnji, has added years to my
life by posting some funny material. He should have his own TV show.

Below is just one of his many humorous contributions that I have enjoyed.

"I is a college student."

Allow me to introduce my selves

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I would not be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Always remember you are unique...Just like everyone else.

A bartender is just a drug store clerk with a limited inventory.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just would not listen.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who do not.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"

"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition."

"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself."

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Nobody is perfect. I am a Nobody.

Stop those repeat offenders please do not put them back in office!

Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

And finally for me


I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
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