The Star-Spangled Kangaroo by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
(2023-07-28 at 00:47:14 )

The Star-Spangled Kangaroo by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!

A new United States warship has been ushered into service in Sydney. The ship is called the USS Canberra to honor the military union of the United States and Australia, and, if that is still too subtle for you, it has a literal star-spangled kangaroo affixed to its side.

Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley):

That is right: the first United States warship ever commissioned in a foreign port has been emblazoned with a kangaroo covered in the stars and stripes of the United States flag. An Australian officer will reportedly always be part of the staff of the ship, to further symbolize the holy matrimony between Australia and the United States war machine.

"I can think of no better symbol of this shared future than the USS Canberra," gushed United States ambassador to Australia Caroline Kennedy. "Built by American workers at an Australian company in Mobile, Alabama, her crew will always include a Royal Australian Navy sailor, and from today forward, she will proudly display a star-spangled kangaroo."

"I can think of no better symbol of this shared future than the USS Canberra… from today forward, she will proudly display a star-spangled kangaroo"-Ambassador Kennedys full remarks:-U.S. Embassy Australia (USEmbAustralia) July 26, 2023

And you know what? She is right. Not because of her giddy joy over the complete absorption of Australia into the United States military apparatus of course - that is a horrifying nightmare which is increasingly putting this nation on track toward a frontline role in Washington,D.C.s war plans against China. But she is right that the star-spangled kangaroo and the ship which carries it is a perfect symbol for the way these two nations have become inseparably intertwined.

In fact, I would take it a step further. I would say the star-spangled kangaroo should be the new symbol for our entire nation.

I mean, we might as well, right??

Australia is not a sovereign nation in any meaningful way; we are functionally a United States military-intelligence asset, and according to our defence minister Richard Marles our own military is being moved "beyond interoperability to interchangeability" with the United States war machine so they can "operate seamlessly together, at speed."

The United States imprisons Australian journalist Julian Assange for exposing United States war crimes like he is the personal property of the Pentagon, and when the United States does not like our Prime Minister because he is too keen on Australian independence or perceived as too friendly with China, they simply replace him with another one.

Salute to the Star-Spangled Kangaroo:

"And the rockets red glare, the bombs bursting in air
Gave proof thru the night that aukus was still here.
O say does that Star-Spangled kanga yet wave,
O er the land of Russel Hill, the home of the naive?"-Peter Cronau (PeterCronau) July 26, 2023

We even found out recently that Australians are not permitted to know if the United States is bringing nuclear weapons into this country. That is a secret the United States keeps from all of us, and our government respects their privacy on the matter.

So I think the star-spangled kangaroo is an entirely appropriate symbol for this country.

Put it on our flag.

Put it on our money.

Put it on all our warships and planes, and on every military uniform.

When you walk into an Australian government building, Yankarooey (or whatever stupid Aussie nickname we make up for the thing to mask our own cognitive dissonance) should be the first thing everyone sees.

Undignified? Certainly.

Humiliating? Absolutely.

An admission that Australia is not a real nation? Of course. But at least it would be honest.

If we are going to act like Washington,D.C.s subservient basement gimp, we may as well dress the part!!

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