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Anne And Joe Argue About The Child-Killing Murder Robot by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
(2023-12-20 at 21:37:01 )
Anne And Joe Argue About The Child-Killing Murder Robot by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley):
"The Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to defend itself!"
"I am not so sure about the Child-Killing Murder Robot," Joe said after a sip of coffee while reading the morning paper.
"What??" his wife Anne exclaimed, visibly shocked.
"It has killed thousands of kids in its latest murder rampage," Joe said. "I am starting to think maybe the Child-Killing Murder Robot is not such a great thing after all."
"Well of course it is on a murder rampage!" said Anne. "Some people tried to turn it off!"
"Yeah the Child-Killing Murder Robot does that whenever anyone tries to turn it off," replied Joe. "And you know what? I am starting to think that maybe they are trying to turn off the Child-Killing Murder Robot because they are sick of the way it keeps killing children and murdering people!"
"It is acting in self-defense!" Anne protested. "The Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to defend itself!"
"It has been killing people constantly ever since that team of mad scientists invented it back in the forties, Anne! After a certain amount of child-killing and murder, eventually you have got to figure that maybe the blame is on the Child-Killing Murder Robot. At the very least I think our government should stop sending it batteries and ammunition."
"Look, Joe, I feel terrible about all the child-killing and murder, and I wish it was not happening. But this is a very complicated situation; it has been going on for many years, and I just do not see what you could possibly expect the Child-Killing Murder Robot to do at this point besides continue to kill large numbers of children and commit murder at mass scale."
"Well, maybe they could reprogram the Child-Killing Murder Robot so it does not have to kill children and murder people all the time?"
"But then it would not be a Child-Killing Murder Robot!"
"Yeah I know, it would be a different sort of thing with a different sort of system. But at least then all the murdering would stop and we would have peace."
"The Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to exist!"
"Why, Anne? Why does there absolutely need to be a homicidal android that is always in the news because it is constantly murdering human beings?
I have seen people talking about one possible solution where the robot is programmed to regard everyone else as its equal so it does not view them as needing to be murdered. Why could we not try that?"
"There is one Child-Killing Murder Robot in the world, Joe. One. And you are saying there should be zero. You just want to commit genocide."
"What?? That is the exact opposite of what I want! How can you say that??"
"If you do not believe the Child-Killing Murder Robot has a right to exist in its natural child-killing murderous state, then you are an evil, genocidal racist. You are no better than those kids chanting "Nobody should be murdered" on university campuses!"
"Anne those students are demonstrating to defend the rights of a population who is constantly getting murdered by a mindless automaton with machine guns for arms!"
"They are genocidal fascists, Joe. I am not saying I support 100 percent of the actions of the Child-Killing Murder Robot, but at least it is not going around college campuses saying things that make people feel uncomfortable."
"Well call me crazy but I just do not accept that making people feel uncomfortable is equal to or worse than murdering children by the thousands."
"You are crazy, Joe. You are a crazy, hateful man. I am going to go spend the night at my sisters. God, I can not believe I married a Nazi."
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