Harris Says "Far Too Many Civilians Have Been Killed" In Genocide She Supports by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
(2024-08-12 at 21:15:13 )

Harris Says "Far Too Many Civilians Have Been Killed" In Genocide She Supports by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!

Listen to a reading of this article (reading by Tim Foley):

"Far too many children have been eaten by hyenas," the politician sobbed to the news camera while lowering more children into the hyena pit.

"Finally, a candidate who cares deeply about those poor children who keep getting killed by hyenas," said Sally, turning up the volume on the television.

"What do you mean? She is literally lowering those children into the hyena pit while she says that," Phil objected.

"Okay but have you seen what the other candidate is saying?" Sally replied. "He says it is good that the children are being eaten!"

"It is such a sad and tragic tragedy," the politician on TV shouted over the sound of screaming children. "We urgently need to get to the bottom of this problem."

"Look, she just called it a tragedy," said Sally. "The other candidate does not think it is sad or tragic at all."

"But the end result is the same!" Phil exclaimed in exasperation. "In both cases the children are being killed, but when she kills them she is acting sad about it!"

"She is not killing the children, the hyenas are," objected Sally. "Blame them!"

"Yeah but the hyenas could not kill the children without her help," Phil retorted.

"Well the hyenas have a right to eat," said Sally. "What are you, anti-wildlife?"

"Oh my god, you ALWAYS accuse me of hating all wildlife when I object to our governments policy of feeding children to hungry hyenas kept in a pit that was constructed for that specific purpose!"

"Okay well then if you are not anti-wildlife I do not understand why you are so fixated on this one specific issue, Phil. There are other issues like reproductive rights, fiscal policy, and immigration reform you could be focusing on, but all you want to talk about is this small pit of hyenas which our government officials happen to lower a cage full of children into every morning."

"Well maybe I do not feel comfortable supporting anyone who is going to feed children to hyenas at all, regardless of what words they happen to be saying about it and what emotions they happen to be expressing while doing so."

"Look, she is just making hard choices within the framework of the political realities of our day. If she stopped feeding children to the hyenas altogether, the hyena lobby would never let her become president."

"Well then maybe that is the problem, Sally! Maybe the problem is that we have a system that only lets us choose between politicians who want to feed children to hyenas!

Maybe we should be fighting the fact that powerful interest groups exert so much control over our electoral and governmental systems that they can force the advancement of extremely depraved agendas with no accountability to the electorate, instead of fighting over which child killer we should be electing to lower children into the hyena pit!"

"What I am hearing is that you want the guy who does not say compassionate things about dying children to win, AND you also hate wildlife."

"I am turning off the TV, Sally."

"This Ms Caitlin Johnstone article, its pictures, and its links are here:"

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