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The Debate Was Two Assholes Bragging About What Murderous Empire Sluts They Are by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
(2024-09-12 at 20:09:19 )
The Debate Was Two Assholes Bragging About What Murderous Empire Sluts They Are by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
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If you missed the presidential debate between Donald Trump and Kamala Harris, this was pretty much the tone of it:
Trump: She is a communist. She is literally a Marxist.:
Harris: Actually Goldman Sachs loves me.
Trump: I saw her eat a cat. It was on the TV.
Harris: Dick Cheney loves me too.
Trump: She will not kill any Palestinians at all.
Harris: I will kill way more Palestinians than he will kill.
Trump: I will kill the most Palestinians. I will kill more Palestinians than anyone.
Harris: You could not kill even one Palestinian. You are weak.
Trump: I am not weak I am strong. I am the strongest.
Harris: You are a weak little girl and you will let China win.
Trump: She is gonna start a nuclear war with Russia.
Harris: I will invade Russia myself and I will kill Putin with my bare hands. I am the strongest and you are the weakest.
Trump: It is not true. It is not true.
Harris: I will also do the most fracking and drill the most oil. Many Republicans have said I am the strongest.
Trump: No. No. She is weak on immigration.
Harris: I kick immigrants in the balls for fun.
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The presidential debate sucked and they were both horrible, but Ms Harris clearly came out looking more coherent and in control.
In other words, Ms Harris did what anyone debating Donald Trump should have been able to do on day one. The fact that it has taken three whole election cycles to see a candidate dominate Donald Trump in a basic presidential debate shows what braindead morons the Democrats have been serving up all these years.
As a debater, she did her job. As a presidential candidate, she showed why so many warmongering Republicans have been so eager to support her. She showed that she is a Republican with pronouns in her bio, talking about how tough she is going to be on China and how much she loves fracking and oil and Israel and how many Republicans have endorsed her and her policies.
This is what the "left wing" looks like in the worlds most powerful government. United States politics is so intensely stupid.
If Dick Cheney ever endorsed anything I was doing, or even spoke vaguely positively of it, I would immediately stop doing that thing.
The Israeli military is claiming that one of its snipers probably did shoot an an United States of American activist in the head while she was protesting Israeli atrocities in the West Bank last week, but claimed it was "indirect and unintentional".
And, I mean, of course that is what they are saying. It was either that or try to say she had a Hamas base in her skull.
"If you are anti-war than why do you not support Donald Trump?"
Because I f-cking paid attention when he was president.
I watched the warmongering and militarism rolled out by his administration instead of mindlessly ingesting right wing media like a drooling idiot.
I watched the evil things he did in nations like Yemen, Venezuela, Iran and Syria.
I watched him ramp up cold war aggressions against Russia and pave the way to the war in Ukraine.
I watched him assassinate Soleimani and shred the Iran deal.
I watched him lock up Julian Assange.
I watched him veto attempts to save Yemen.
I listened to him say he is keeping troops in Syria "to keep the oil".
I watched him starve Venezuelans to death while staging the most transparent foreign coup attempt in history.
I watched him appoint bloodthirsty PNAC neocons like Elliott Abrams and John motherf-cking Bolton to high positions within the United States murder machine.
I listened to Mike Pompeo say they are squeezing Iranian civilians with starvation sanctions in the hope that it will spark a civil war.
I listened to Rex Tillerson brag about boats full of dead North Koreans washing up on Japans shores because United States sanctions had successfully starved them to death.
I watched him shamelessly facilitate agendas that had long been promoted by the worst neocons and war whores in Washington,D.C. while you dopes who are now asking me "why do you not support Trump?" were letting Alex Jones and Tucker Carlson tell you how to think.
I do not support Trump because I spent four years of my life staring right at the administration he was running and writing about what I saw unfiltered by the lens of party politics instead of letting a bunch of asshole pundits confirm my biases for me like you did. That is the one and only reason we see him differently.
Democrats said if Donald Trump was re-elected in 2020 he would unleash hell on earth, then Biden was elected and he unleashed hell on earth.
Democrats will blame everyone but themselves if they lose in November, but it will be nobodys fault but their own!
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Ah, the Buddha Ms Caitlin speaks the truth!!! - Cousin Lucky