A Short Conversation About Politics by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!
(2024-09-16 at 00:29:23 )

A Short Conversation About Politics by Ms Caitlin Johnstone!

"If you do not vote for the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats, you are helping the Baby Incinerators with Red Hats!"

But I oppose incinerating babies.

"Look, those babies are getting incinerated no matter what, so we need to worry about the ones with red hats, who are WAY worse on other non-baby-incineration-related issues."

Do you not think it is kind of obscene and horrifying and nightmarish and dystopian that you find yourself saying those babies are getting incinerated no matter what instead of trying to make them all stop incinerating babies? Like, how is the fact that both mainstream parties in this country want to incinerate babies not the main topic of conversation here?

"Our political system is not perfect okay? Do you really want to miss out on some sweet student loan debt forgiveness from the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats just because they like incinerating babies?"

I kinda think the whole baby incineration issue is a lot more urgent and important than that though.

"Damn it dude, you need to be realistic! OBVIOUSLY the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats can not just stop incinerating babies, they would lose the support of the baby incineration lobby!"

Oh my God but WHY is there a baby incineration lobby??

Why is incinerating babies a thing at all??

I feel like Iam going insane listening to the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats argue back and forth with the Baby Incinerators with Red Hats about who is got the stronger immigration policies, when they are both openly campaigning on the policy of continuing to incinerate babies! That is the main thing! Can we not fight them on that??

"After the election, dude. After the election.

We get the Baby Incinerators with Blue Hats into office, and then we push them toward perhaps considering incinerating fewer babies. In their last debate you saw the top blue hat acknowledge that far too many babies have been incinerated. That is a start!"

I do not want them to incinerate ANY babies though!

"Okay well that is just ridiculous. You are an extremist."

Oh yeah well I think incinerating babies is what is extreme.

"You can not just incinerate zero babies, dude. We have to be politically pragmatic. You really gonna let your fairies-and-unicorns, pie-in-the-sky idealism get in the way of our comfort here at home? You might get slightly worse healthcare!"

I do not even want to talk about this! I just want to talk about the huge, glaring problem that we keep seeing babies tossed into giant incinerators no matter who gets elected. I am choosing to make that problem the area of my focus, not whether the people incinerating them happen to wear blue hats or red hats.

"So you are, like, what? A fascist then? Some kind of Russian agent?"

I think I am just normal. I think I am just a normal person born into a crazy world where babies keep getting incinerated and everyone acts like that is fine while arguing about immigrants eating cats and prisoners getting sex change operations.

"Okay well you are gonna feel like a real jerk when the Baby Incinerators with Red Hats get into power and your healthcare deductible goes up and they are still incinerating your beloved babies anyway."

No I am pretty sure I will still just be focused on trying to fight the system which says it is okay to incinerate babies.

"Whatever, stupid commie."

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