I Must Surely Be A Menace To Society
(2009-06-14 at 21:01:35 )

Mayor Magnificent Michael Bloomberg has a " muslim terrorist " complex.

Mayor Bloomberg has removed his New York City Police Department away from
where the actual criminal activity is taking place and he has directed
them to be " visible tourist guards " at the ferry terminals, on Manhattan
and on Staten Island.

It is kind of comical to the residents because while the uniformed police
officers are inside the terminals; drugs, pills, and untaxed cigarettes
are being quite openly sold outside the waiting room and on the bus ramps.

I am 65 years old and use a cane to walk with but I, my cane, and my bag
of groceries are a threat to " National Security ". I am so dangerous
that instead of patroling the ferry boat a uniformed New York City Police
Officer hid around a corner sneaking peeks at me as I did the Soduku
puzzle in my daily newspaper.

After ten to fifteen minutes of this I took out my portable camera and
the officer quickly walked away; but I took his picture anyway.

There are people that lay down on the seats or have their " stuff "
spread out everywhere around them but the police ignore that. There is
one guy who takes off his shoes and the smell of his feet is very bad,
very bad indeed!!

Sometimes an armed Coast Guard Boat will escort the ferry boat while it
goes on its 25 minute trip. I guess the Coast Guard boat is supposed to
impress the tourists about how safe New York City is under the reign of
Mayor Magnificent Michael Bloomberg.

One day a female Coast Guard member was on board the boat as it went to
Staten Island and she saw fit to bring the dog she was walking over to the
black bag of mine on the seat. The dog wanted to keep walking but she
insisted that the dog smell my bag. I let out a roar of laughter that her
male partner frowned upon. I was still laughing as they walked away!!

Last Friday I missed the 3:00PM ferry boat because the clown with the bomb
dog insisted that I put down my bag full of groceries and allow his dog
to put his germ laden nose and mouth onto my bag of food.

Again, I took out my camera and took a picture of this fruitcake as he
looked through the paperwork of his next victim who had a box. I went and
took a picture of my bag of groceries and my cane. I then sat down and
waited for the 3:30PM ferry boat to Staten Island.

Yep, I am a balding gray haired " Menace To Society " no doubt about it!!

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